can you read it?

Ooooo Kay!
hi, if your reading this than your brain still has a hotel for insensible sense!!
I'd give you a prize but...

Anyway i think it's cool! it's like invisible on my blog but while i'm writing it it's turquoise (ha ha i used spell check!) cause that's the colour of my backround!

Ohhhhh! i just thought of a prize!



i will comment on every single post that you ever post no matter how boring it is (even if it's COW UTTER!!) so you will never feel like the world has deserted you!!
this offer is only valid until i post anouther post. and while i'm on vacation (some time late july early august)
i make this promise void until i get back. if you want you can post a comment telling me the secret word (i just made that up so it's coming... just keep reading) and if you think i'm becoming a little stalker-ish than you can tell me to **** off :)

THE SECRET WORD IS ...
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are you ready for it?
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UMMMMM!

^that's it remember... 5 m's that makes all the difference!

toodles!

17.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

16.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

15.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

14.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

13.

Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.

12.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?

11.

Remember half the people you know are below average.

10.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

9.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.