17.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

16.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

15.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

14.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

13.

Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.

12.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?

11.

Remember half the people you know are below average.

10.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

9.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

8.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.