15.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

14.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

13.

Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.

12.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?

11.

Remember half the people you know are below average.

10.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

9.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

8.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

7.

I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

6.

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5.

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

3.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

2.

A day without sunshine is, like, night

1.

Save the whales. Collect the whole set

In Your Eyes

Why must you follow me

Through every tragedy

Unlock your hold so I can breathe again

It's never too late to turn around,
Escape from here before you're found
Remember to walk before you run again

Remember to hold your last breath inside
You fail to see your heart still beats,
In your eyes

I saw this coming
And I've been running
Passing by my floating memories
I want to find a place
To hide from the human race

Running in circles but in fake degrees

Remember to hold your last breath inside

You fail to see your heart still beats,

In your eyes

Why must you follow me

Through every tragedy

Unlock your hold so I can breathe again
Remember to hold your last breath inside
You fail to see your heart still beats.

In your eyes